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Friday, 26 July 2013
The Unexpected Surprise (Schnitzel)
Like lots of our stories, some should never be spoken-they are so weird- but this one, this one's so weird and UN natural that it goes far beyond that rule and it's the sickest but 'best' story you will ever hear.
(I doubt that...)
Throughout life and school, we crossed by over-adventurous people like Tom, more enthusiastic people like Carol, and that one, strange girl who doesn't talk but dances like a gorilla. In comparison to the huge competition, young Nina seemed almost normal.
One day, me and Lee knocked on Nina's door to walk to school like we always did. She answered with a cheery smile and said she'd only be a minute as she had to brush her teeth.
(What kind of sick person leaves brushing their teeth until last?!) So anyway, we lingered in the doorway and were met by an unusual smell of frying meat. I looked at Stevie and we both pulled a face.
It was eight in the morning, and whatever was cooking certainly wasn't bacon.
Lee that's disgusting! Haha, don't exaggerate! Anyway, we heard Nina's dad upstairs, waking up her little sister from school. We heard him walking around a bit and finally we saw his feet at the top of the stairs. What a surprise was going to happen!
Before either of us could look away, he came bounding down the stairs, totally unaware of our presence. I wish I could say that he was wearing something- anything- but that would be lying. Quickly, I glanced at the floor, but I heard Stevie squeal in shock beside me- she had seen the worst of his 'German sausage' (jokes).
Yeah...in case we hadn't already mentioned, the family was German which (with no offence to ordinary German men)makes it kinda pervy. We both looked away as quickly as possible, but that dreadful image will never leave my mind, and Nina has never forgiven her dad since. However, we still wonder if he was naked when he woke up her sister...
THE END!!!
*To elaborate more- we have had MANY quite terrifying run-ins with pervy people who just happened to be German men (especially and unfortunately me...) but of course we hold nothing against ordinary German people, just Nina's family.*
:)
*And also, Stevie was joking on her last sentence!*
(I doubt that...)
Throughout life and school, we crossed by over-adventurous people like Tom, more enthusiastic people like Carol, and that one, strange girl who doesn't talk but dances like a gorilla. In comparison to the huge competition, young Nina seemed almost normal.
One day, me and Lee knocked on Nina's door to walk to school like we always did. She answered with a cheery smile and said she'd only be a minute as she had to brush her teeth.
(What kind of sick person leaves brushing their teeth until last?!) So anyway, we lingered in the doorway and were met by an unusual smell of frying meat. I looked at Stevie and we both pulled a face.
It was eight in the morning, and whatever was cooking certainly wasn't bacon.
Lee that's disgusting! Haha, don't exaggerate! Anyway, we heard Nina's dad upstairs, waking up her little sister from school. We heard him walking around a bit and finally we saw his feet at the top of the stairs. What a surprise was going to happen!
Before either of us could look away, he came bounding down the stairs, totally unaware of our presence. I wish I could say that he was wearing something- anything- but that would be lying. Quickly, I glanced at the floor, but I heard Stevie squeal in shock beside me- she had seen the worst of his 'German sausage' (jokes).
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| The whole experience was kind of like a Hansel and Gretel story. Only with a more sinister surprise. And a completely different storyline. |
Yeah...in case we hadn't already mentioned, the family was German which (with no offence to ordinary German men)makes it kinda pervy. We both looked away as quickly as possible, but that dreadful image will never leave my mind, and Nina has never forgiven her dad since. However, we still wonder if he was naked when he woke up her sister...
THE END!!!
*To elaborate more- we have had MANY quite terrifying run-ins with pervy people who just happened to be German men (especially and unfortunately me...) but of course we hold nothing against ordinary German people, just Nina's family.*
:)
*And also, Stevie was joking on her last sentence!*
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